Terms of Service

1. The "You're In The Club Now" Clause

By hopping into LMK, you're officially part of our cool internet gang! High five! ✋

2. What We Do Here

LMK gives you superpowers to chat anonymously with friends without revealing your secret identity. Think of it as wearing a digital disguise to the internet party!

3. The "Don't Be That Person" Rules

Please avoid these party fouls:

• Being mean (that's so 2010)
• Posting yucky stuff nobody wants to see
• Pretending to be someone else (unless it's a dinosaur, that's kind of funny)
• Breaking laws (obvious, but we had to say it)

4. Our Bouncer Powers

If content gets weird or breaks the vibe, we reserve the right to show it the door. Nothing personal!

5. Secret Agent Stuff

We're serious about your privacy, check out our Privacy Policy for the full spy briefing.

6. The Ejector Seat

If things go sideways, we might have to hit the big red button and revoke your access. Let's try to avoid that, okay?

7. Plot Twists

We might change these rules sometimes. It keeps things exciting, like a season finale!

8. Passing Notes

Questions? Comments? Hilarious jokes? We're all ears! Hit us up anytime.